Marriage is like a garden
In many ways, having a successful marriage is much like having a successful garden.
- It can grow into something beautiful and productive.
- It takes a lot of work.
- There are many weeds to pull.
- You can usually ignore it all week and catch up on Saturday afternoon.
- You need to pile on lots of fresh bullshit.
- You're lucky if you end up with a big cucumber.
- Having a hoe doesn't hurt.
- Sometimes you need the help of several Mexican laborers.