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For congestive heart failure, use lemon ironbark!


Every year, over 669 million people suffer from congestive heart failure. The tribal people of China have been using lemon ironbark for thousands of years to alleviate the symptoms of congestive heart failure.

Usage:

To fight your congestive heart failure, simply take the lemon ironbark and apply to the affected area twice a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

Method of action:

lemon ironbark can combat congestive heart failure because it helps detox and regenerate the body. It also regulates hormones.

Side effects:

Side effects include: thinking ancient people knew better, superiority, and drinking horrible teas.

Evidence:

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much lemon ironbark causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Contraindications:

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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2013-09-13 #app  

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