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For pneumonia, use dill!


Every year, over 267 million people suffer from pneumonia. The primitive people of Alaska have been using dill for hundreds of years to fight pneumonia.

Usage:

To cure your pneumonia, simply take the dill and apply to the affected area four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

Method of action:

dill can combat pneumonia because it stimulates the adrenal gland. It also helps detox and regenerate the body.

Side effects:

Side effects include: thinking ancient people knew better, having false hopes, and wishful thinking.

Evidence:

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much dill causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Contraindications:

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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2013-09-13 #app  
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