Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For diverticulitis, use oil of cardamom!

Every year, over 684 million people suffer from diverticulitis. The indigenous people of Asia have been using oil of cardamom for hundreds of years to combat diverticulitis.

To combat your diverticulitis, simply take the oil of cardamom and apply to the affected area three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

oil of cardamom can combat diverticulitis because it has antioxident properties. It also increases your metabolism.

Side effects include: pretending you got better, gullibility, and annoying sick people.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much oil of cardamom causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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