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For osteoporosis, use ground rosemary!


Every year, over 809 million people suffer from osteoporosis. The primitive people of Tibet have been using ground rosemary for tens of thousands of years to treat osteoporosis.

Usage:

To treat your osteoporosis, simply take the ground rosemary and blend it with coconut oil and take it like a shot twice a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

Method of action:

ground rosemary can alleviate the symptoms of osteoporosis because it stimulates the digestive system. It also boosts your immune system.

Side effects:

Side effects include: bringing bad dips to parties, conspiratorial thinking, and reading Natural News.

Evidence:

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much ground rosemary causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Contraindications:

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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2013-09-13 #app  
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