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For glomerulonephritis, use lemon basil oil!


Every year, over 46 million people suffer from glomerulonephritis. The primitive people of Kentucky have been using lemon basil oil for tens of thousands of years to combat glomerulonephritis.

Usage:

To cure your glomerulonephritis, simply take the lemon basil oil and apply to the affected area once a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

Method of action:

lemon basil oil can alleviate the symptoms of glomerulonephritis because it helps dilate blood vessels. It also strengthens neuronal connections.

Side effects:

Side effects include: annoying sick people, drinking horrible teas, and gullibility.

Evidence:

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much lemon basil oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Contraindications:

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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2013-09-13 #app  
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