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Next Natural CureFor malaria, use cuban oregano leaf!
Every year, over 939 million people suffer from malaria. The indigenous people of New Zealand have been using cuban oregano leaf for tens of thousands of years to cure malaria.
Usage:To alleviate the symptoms of your malaria, simply take the cuban oregano leaf and mix into a smoothie twice a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.
Method of action:cuban oregano leaf can treat malaria because it raises cholesterol. It also reduces inflammation.
Side effects:Side effects include: superiority, avoiding real medicine, and believing there could be no side effects.
Evidence:While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much cuban oregano leaf causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).
Contraindications:Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!
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