Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For diarrhea, use ground chives!

Every year, over 348 thousand people suffer from diarrhea. The ancient people of Tibet have been using ground chives for thousands of years to alleviate the symptoms of diarrhea.

To treat your diarrhea, simply take the ground chives and brew it into a strong tea four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

ground chives can alleviate the symptoms of diarrhea because it has anti-inflammatory properties. It also balances the humors.

Side effects include: shopping at Whole Foods, believing there could be no side effects, and thinking ancient people knew better.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much ground chives causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.