Things that aren't funny: Part I
A short list of un-funny things
Jokes about how white people are just so darn white.
Jokes about how black people are just so darn black.
Prank phone calls.
Putting clothing on pets.
Guys getting hit in the crotch.
Jokes about being latino.
Jokes about being gay.
Jokes about being asian.
Jokes about being arabic.
Practical joke shows.
Plots based on zany misunderstandings.
Jokes about Michael Jackson.
There, everybody now knows the things in this list aren't funny, so we no longer have to speak of them again.