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Mon Apr 21 2003
The Gravy Diet
Mon Apr 21 2003
Safe, Natural, Organic Products
Sun Oct 27 2002
No One Talking About Failed Wonder Diet
Sun Oct 27 2002
Mediocre Musician Survives Multiple Drug Overdoses, Suicide Attempts
Sun Oct 27 2002
China Explodes In Nuclear Fireball, Snipers Face Uncertain Charges
Sun Oct 27 2002
Everybody's Just Too Sensitive
Sun Oct 27 2002
Anti-Tobacco Ad Campaign To Change Focus
Sun Oct 27 2002
Not A Lot Of Eye Contact At Andes Crash Survivors Reunion
Sun Oct 27 2002
Cow Shit Found To Be "100% Organic"
Sun Oct 27 2002
Offbeat: Man Dies In Humorous, Painful Accident
Sun Oct 27 2002
Five New Religious Denominations Created
Sun Sep 29 2002
Tap Dancing Still Gay, Say Experts
Sun Sep 29 2002
Zest Dial Threatens Ivory Coast
Sun Sep 29 2002
Bumper Sticker Settles Issue With Cunning Use Of Underline, Capitalization
Sun Sep 29 2002
Jordan To Play Another Season With The Wizards, Syria Remains Noncommital
Sun Sep 29 2002
Check-out Girl Wishes Customers Wouldn't Try To Explain Purchases
Sun Sep 29 2002
Prank Caller Basks In Glory After Fooling Total Stranger
Sun Sep 29 2002
Jesus Loves Local Man, But He's Not "In Love" With Local Man
Sun Sep 29 2002
MSNBC, CNN, Foxnews Given Journalism Award
Mon Sep 2 2002
Jazz Fusion Band Explodes In A Shower Of Gamma Rays, High Energy Particles
Mon Sep 2 2002
New Group Hopes To Break Monopoly On Gravity Theory
Mon Sep 2 2002
Bush Announces Preemptive Strike To Remove Powell From Power
Mon Sep 2 2002
Orange To Replace Lemon As Most Popular Useless Kitchen Fruit
Mon Sep 2 2002
Dennis Miller Hopes To Find New Pseudo-intellectual Genre
Mon Sep 2 2002
Apparently There Won't Be A Baseball Strike
Mon Sep 2 2002
2rd Anniversary 9/11 Show Already In The Works
Mon Sep 2 2002
Minister Unable To Convince Wife "Blessed Are The Cock Suckers" Is In The Bible
Sun Aug 11 2002
Engineers Attempt To Create World's Ugliest SUV
Sun Aug 11 2002
Harrison Ford's Russian Accent Still At Large
Sun Aug 11 2002
TheTruth.com: Tobacco Smoke Contains Terrorism
Sun Aug 11 2002
God Thanked For Miracle
Sun Aug 11 2002
Sharon And Arafat Find Common Ground
Sun Aug 11 2002
Big Fat Man Sues Self For Being Such A Dumbass
Sun Aug 11 2002
US Prepares List Of "Countries We Can Beat Up"
Mon Jul 22 2002
CNN Viewers Look Forward To Second Season Of "War On Terror"
Mon Jul 22 2002
7-11 Robbery Doesn't Appear To Be Related To Terrorism
Mon Jul 22 2002
Man Making Way Too Many Threesome Jokes About Wife's Attractive Friend
Mon Jul 22 2002
Vin Diesel Puts Out Clouds Of Thick Black Smoke While Going Up Hills
Mon Jul 22 2002
Apple Running Out Of Macintosh Users For "Switch" Commercials
Mon Jul 22 2002
Arkansas Governor Signs Controversial Bill
Mon Jul 22 2002
Article Is Nothing But Fart Joke
Sun Jun 30 2002
U2 Attorney Works Pro-Bono
Sun Jun 30 2002
Reader Response: Lack Of Originality
Sun Jun 30 2002
Lawmaker Offers Trade On Pledge Sections
Sun Jun 30 2002
"I'm Not A Racist" Followed Immediately By Extremely Racist Comment
Sun Jun 30 2002
Poll: Majority Want Minority To Worship Majority's God
Sun Jun 30 2002
Blues Singer Coughs Up Phlegm, Loses Career
Sun Jun 30 2002
ABC Uses 'Fiction' As Basis For New TV Series
Mon Jun 24 2002
300 Pound Man Warns Vegan Friend Of Dangers Of Meatless Diet
Mon Jun 24 2002
Bush Fights Evil In Thighs, Buttocks
Mon Jun 24 2002
God Agrees With Everything Local Man Says
Mon Jun 24 2002
Astronauts Break 'Floating Around And Wasting A Lot Of Money' Record
Mon Jun 24 2002
Tiny Asteroid Appears Enormous In CNN Graphic
Mon Jun 24 2002
Your Terror Forecast
Mon Jun 24 2002
Ashcroft Begins "Definitely Not Racial Profiling" Anti-terrorism Measure
Wed May 29 2002
Steroid Use Among Sports Stars Rampant, Says Steroid Using Sports Star
Wed May 29 2002
Heavy Metal Fan Wishes Heavy Metal Fad Would End Already
Wed May 29 2002
Tingling Spidey Senses Actually Brain Tumor Early Warning Sign
Wed May 29 2002
1950s "Confirmed Bachelor" Equivalent To 2000s "Gay Man"
Wed May 29 2002
Workers Glad Their Products Are Being Ripped Off
Sat May 25 2002
New Book Links Obesity To Eating A Hell Of A Lot Of Food
Sat May 25 2002
Other Countries Nearly Empty Of African-Americans
Sat May 25 2002
Advertisers Forcing People To Buy Products They Don't Want
Sat May 25 2002
Man Much More Afraid Of Bear Than Other Way Around
Sat May 25 2002
Interview With The Pope: 2000 Years And Still Infallible
Sat May 25 2002
Anti-Semitic Christian Group Learns Most Of Bible Written By Jews, Disbands
Sat May 25 2002
Local Man Offers Fertilization
Sat May 25 2002
Congress Creates New Hindsight Subcommittee To Investigate Missed 9-11 Warning Signs
Sun May 19 2002
Fat Joe Channeling Notorious B.I.G.'s Appetite
Sun May 19 2002
Bush Declares A National Day Of Psychic Reading
Sun May 19 2002
Jurassic Park 4 In The Works
Sun May 19 2002
Americans "Really Fucking Dumb" Says Report
Sun May 19 2002
Handicap Parking Spot Celebrates Ten Years Without Use
Sun May 19 2002
"Osama Works At 7-11" Joke Still Hilarious To Local Man
Sun May 19 2002
Bush Hopes Cloning Ban Will Prevent Future Science Fiction Movie Plots
Sun Apr 14 2002
Wildlife To Be Cleared So People Can Enjoy The Outdoors
Sun Apr 14 2002
Woman Dealing With Husband's Disorder One Day At A Time
Sun Apr 14 2002
Israel To Pull Back After Pummelling By News Anchors
Sun Apr 14 2002
Local Man Hopes To Be Rich Enough To Be An Anti-Capitalist Some Day
Sun Apr 14 2002
Editor Wishes He Could Come Up With Caption For Picture
Sun Apr 14 2002
Conspiracy Theories Being Planted By CIA
Sun Apr 14 2002
New Black Comedian Forgets To Mention He's Black
Sun Mar 10 2002
Local Man's Approval Rating Drops To 58%
Sun Mar 10 2002
SUV Drives Easily Over Speed Bump, Justifying Purchase
Sun Mar 10 2002
Georgia Governor Denies Link Between Corpse Cleanup, Soylent Green Production
Sun Mar 10 2002
Dead People Don't Care They Weren't Cremated, Says Survey
Sun Mar 10 2002
U.S. Asks Family For Bin Laden DNA, Bin Laden
Sun Mar 10 2002
Ohio Legislators Consider The Teaching Of Scientific Alternatives
Sun Feb 24 2002
Police Misapprehend Suspect
Sun Feb 24 2002
13 Year Old Boy Sentenced In Priest Defrocking Scandal
Sun Feb 24 2002
Fat Man Glad Fatter Man Works In Same Office
Sun Feb 24 2002
Curling Invented Just To Piss Off Hockey Fans
Sun Feb 24 2002
Jesus Thanked For Fixing Code
Sun Feb 24 2002
Fox Making Reporter's Job Way To Easy
Sun Feb 24 2002
No Story Written For Self-Explanatory Headline
Sun Feb 17 2002
'Homosexuality Is Evil' Says Alabama Supreme Court
Sun Feb 10 2002
Physicist Getting A "F-Particle"
Sun Feb 10 2002
Americans Proud To Drive Like Shit
Sun Feb 10 2002
Incidence Of Planes Crashing Into Buildings Down Since 9-11
Sun Feb 10 2002
Bush Taunts North Korea, Runs With Scissors
Sun Feb 10 2002
Oldest Backstreet Boy Nears Retirement
Sun Feb 10 2002
Martha Stewart To Turn Abandoned K-Marts Into Sweat Shops, Pornography Stores
Sun Feb 10 2002
Local Sports Fan Thinks He's On The Team
Sun Feb 10 2002
Casual Sex Trend Drops Off
Sun Feb 10 2002
Image Of Dom Deluise Appears In Chocolate Cake
Sun Feb 10 2002
Local Man Not From 'Round Here
Sun Jan 27 2002
Silly Rabbit Indicted In Gay Kiddy Sex Ring
Sun Jan 27 2002
Netscape Hopes New Microsoft Lawsuit Will Make Its Browser Less Shitty
Sun Jan 27 2002
MTV To Play 10 Consecutive Minutes Of Music
Sun Jan 27 2002
No One Wanted To Know That Local Man Doesn't Wear Underwear
Sun Jan 27 2002
Mother Proud Of Daughter's Genital Herpes Commercial
Sun Jan 27 2002
Drug Legalization Opposed By Conservatives, Colombian Drug Lords
Sun Jan 27 2002
Ziggy, Cathy To Wed
Sun Jan 27 2002
Taoist Suicide Bomber Hits Shopping Mall
Mon Jan 14 2002
Americans Seek Fluffier Bread, Fancier Circuses
Mon Jan 14 2002
President Attacked By Angry Pole
Mon Jan 14 2002
Senior Officials Picking On Freshman Officials
Mon Jan 14 2002
World's Oldest Man Title Up For Grabs
Mon Jan 14 2002
Residents Disappointed With Snow Cleanup
Mon Jan 14 2002
Santa Claus Wants Spotlight Back
Mon Jan 14 2002
Equalizer Minutely Adjusted, Incredible Sound Achieved
Mon Jan 14 2002
Lever 2000 Under Investigation
Mon Jan 14 2002
Chilidog Closes NYSE Early
Mon Jan 14 2002
Local Man Keeps Glancing At Tits, Ass
Mon Jan 14 2002
P Diddy, Kid Rock To Finance New Charity
Mon Jan 14 2002
Fox To Unveil More Numbered Shows
Mon Dec 31 2001
Sales Of Hoax Anthrax On The Rise
Mon Dec 31 2001
Economist Is The "In" Profession
Mon Dec 31 2001
Old Atari Designers Propose Special Ops Equipment
Mon Dec 31 2001
Rampaging Snuggle Bear Brought Down With Tranquilizer Gun
Mon Dec 31 2001
Modern Youth Dub War "Not That Bad"
Mon Dec 31 2001
Santa's Sleigh Shot Down By Nervous Homeland Defender
Mon Dec 31 2001
War On Terrorism To Target Kathy Lee Gifford, American People Rally Behind Plan
Mon Dec 31 2001
Man Finds Out Friends Not Laughing With Him
Mon Dec 31 2001
Released Detainee Doesn't Hold Grudge
Mon Dec 31 2001
Aspiring Terrorist Seeking Weapons Of Local Destruction
Mon Dec 31 2001
Fortnightly Publication Considers Monthly Publishing
Mon Dec 31 2001
Nutcracker Banned
Mon Dec 31 2001
Hallmark Holiday Special To Feature Family Reunited For The Holidays
Mon Dec 31 2001
Federal Health Officials Unveil Salad Bar Of The Future
Mon Dec 31 2001
TheTruth.com Researchers Make Shocking Discovery
Mon Dec 31 2001
Women Sued For Intercessory Prayer
Mon Dec 31 2001
Mission To Mars Delayed Because Of Budget Cuts, Martians
Mon Dec 31 2001
Key To Happiness Found In Genes
Mon Dec 31 2001
Business To Lay Off Joe Davis
Sun Dec 02 2001
Rate Your Patriotism
Sun Dec 02 2001
Taliban Dress Code Hides Many Health Problems
Sun Dec 02 2001
Report Finds That Some Things Did Not Change September 11
Sun Dec 02 2001
Powell To Throw Hat In Ring
Sun Dec 02 2001
Pentagon Nonplussed By Return On Leaflets
Sun Dec 02 2001
Pringles Theory Explains Rampent Sexual Activity
Sun Dec 02 2001
Nation Sharply Divided Over How To Show Unity
Sun Dec 02 2001
Fans To Leno, It's OK To Be Funny Now
Sun Dec 02 2001
Area Man Disheartened By Quality Of Rock Lyrics
Sun Dec 02 2001
Bush: Tribunals Are Getting The Job Done
Sun Dec 02 2001
Madonna's "Just Like A Prayer" May Have Strong Sexual Undertone
Sun Dec 02 2001
Worlds Most Demeaning And Second Most Demeaning Jobs Found At Same Trade Show Booth.
Sun Dec 02 2001
Winter Olympics Delayed Because Of Massive Anthrax Contamination
Sun Dec 02 2001
Bob Barker Cites Personal Reasons For Move To Animal Planet
Sun Dec 02 2001
Jews Blamed For Minor Inconveniences
Mon Nov 19 2001
HYMEN Splits, Stockholder Blamed
Mon Nov 19 2001
Sports Teams Refuse To Change Names
Mon Nov 19 2001
Man Shot From Cannon, Dies
Mon Nov 19 2001
Faith Saves Woman From Act Of God
Mon Nov 19 2001
Co-Worker Thinks Clowning Is A Noble Profession
Mon Nov 19 2001
Nation Prepares Itself For Onslaught Of New, More Powerful Christmas Movies
Mon Nov 19 2001
Parents All Think Their Child's Team Won Tie Game
Mon Nov 19 2001
Evolutionary Link Found Between Humans, Creationists
Mon Nov 19 2001
Popular Kitchen Cleaner Leaves 0.1% Of Germs Alive
Sun Nov 4 2001
Al Gore Changes Look To "Keep Up With That Startrek Guy"
Sun Nov 4 2001
Oscar Honors The Almost-Memorable
Sun Nov 4 2001
Strange Cases Of Hearing Loss Reported
Sun Nov 4 2001
12 Killed When Man Finds Wrong Way To Eat A Reese's
Sun Nov 4 2001
An Interview With Job
Sun Nov 4 2001
Bonds Breaks Record, McGwire Outraged
Sun Nov 4 2001
Aliens Sued For Targeting The Mentally Ill
Sun Nov 4 2001
Suicidal Man Disappointed By "Killer" Slipknot Album
Sun Nov 4 2001
Bartenders, D.A.R.E. Join Forces
Sun Nov 4 2001
Lawsuit Centers Around Capitalization
Sun Nov 4 2001
Investigators Follow Supernatural Leads
Sun Nov 4 2001
Terrorist Suspected Of Being Soccer Mom
Sun Nov 4 2001
Arabic Numerals Detained Indefinitely
Sun Nov 4 2001
Yo Mamma Denies Allegations
Sun Oct 28 2001
Domestic Terrorists Being Left Behind
Sun Oct 28 2001
Security Increases At Public Offices
Sun Oct 28 2001
Freedom Of The Press Voluntarily Suspended To Permit Only Stories About Anthrax
Sun Oct 28 2001
Size Of Flag Correlated With Penis Size
Sun Oct 28 2001
New Generation Hoping To Avoid Being Named Until After Conflict
Sun Oct 28 2001
Bush Pleased With War On Terrorism. Considers Other Wars.
Sun Oct 28 2001
Condit/Netscape Suspected In Attacks On WTC
Sun Oct 28 2001
Bush Pissed
Sun Oct 28 2001
The Stars At War
Sun Oct 28 2001
Reporter Jealous Of Brokaw And Rather
Sun Oct 28 2001
Americans Urged To Overreact Calmly
Sun Oct 28 2001
Dinh Comment Draws Fire
Sun Oct 28 2001
Nation Gripped By Terrah
Sun Oct 28 2001
Editors Well Aware Of Irony Of So Many Anthrax Stories Appearing In Paper
Sun Oct 28 2001
WTC Attacked! US At War!
Sun Oct 28 2001
Surge In Patriotism Linked To "God Bless The USA"
Sat Oct 13 2001
War Of Words
Sat Oct 13 2001
DNA Sequenced, Researchers Admit "Just A Joke"
Sat Oct 13 2001
Dentist Shunned By Peers
Sat Oct 13 2001
Amazing But True - No Innocent Men In Afghanistan
Sat Oct 13 2001
Robertson/Graham Ticket To Oppose God In Next Election
Sat Oct 13 2001
Local Woman Aroused By Mr. Goodcents Mascot
Sat Oct 13 2001
Every Other Country Sucks
Sat Oct 13 2001
WTC Trucker Denies Mafia Connection
Sat Oct 13 2001
US To Target Larry King In Next Round Of Airstrikes
Sat Oct 13 2001
Half Of Americans Not In Top 50%
Sat Oct 13 2001
Doctors Fear New Epidemic Spreading
Sat Oct 13 2001
Fans Come To Blows With Foam Hands
Sat Oct 13 2001
Technology Shocker: Tiny X10 Camera Used To See Women Nude!
Sat Oct 13 2001
Bush To Catch 'That Wascally Osama'
Sat Oct 13 2001
"Crazy Hat Day" Fails To Produce Expected Jovial Atmosphere
Sat Oct 13 2001
Movie Review: Controversy Overshadows A Work Of Art
Sat Oct 13 2001
Cynical Reporter Conflicted About Upcoming Movie
Sat Oct 13 2001
President Warns Of Bin Laden Giving Backstreet Encoded Orders Boys In Press Releases
Sat Oct 13 2001
Local Devil's Advocacy Program Started
Sat Oct 13 2001
English Language Wanted For Questioning
Thu Oct 4 2001
Global Cutbacks Force Tightening Of Van Allen Belts
Tue Oct 2 2001
Reader Response For "ABBA Or Ace Of Base?"
Mon Oct 1 2001
49% Of Americans Want Arabs To Carry "Special IDs"
Mon Oct 1 2001
Reporter Has Brain Hemorrhage Trying To Link Story To WTC Attacks
Wed Sep 26 2001
The WTC Attack, What Does It Mean To You?
Wed Sep 26 2001
Nostradamus Postdicted Terrorist Attacks
Wed Sep 26 2001
64% Of Americans Don't Believe In Polls, 49% Do But Can't Do Math
Wed Sep 26 2001
Elderly Population Increasing, Experts Suspect Budding
Wed Sep 26 2001
Doctor Discovers New Acronym
Wed Sep 26 2001
Patriotism Rampant After Terrorist Attacks
Wed Sep 26 2001
Rent-A-Cop And Mall Security Guards Band Together Under New Office
Wed Sep 26 2001
Charges Pressed Against Bin Laden
Wed Sep 26 2001
Bush Calls Bin Laden A Punk-Ass Bitch, Prepares Nation To Get Its Freak On.
Wed Sep 26 2001
Super String Theory Just Ploy To Sell More Silly String
Wed Sep 26 2001
Afghans Should Be Respected For Their Warmth
Wed Sep 26 2001
Traffic Accident Ends In Mystery
Wed Sep 26 2001
Recession Not Likely To Be Avoided By Buying Porn
Wed Sep 26 2001
Inter-office Memo Intercepted From Giant Software Firm
Wed Sep 26 2001
Critics: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette Is A Website!
Wed Sep 26 2001
Mark Wahlberg Threatens To Be In More Movies
Mon Sep 17 2001
Sherwin-Williams & Smith And Wesson Collaborate
Mon Sep 10 2001
"Touched By An Angel" Spawns Spinoff
Sun Sep 9 2001
Super Intelligent Computer Happy, Content With Life.
Sun Sep 9 2001
Tampax: Rags To Riches
Sun Sep 9 2001
"Say What You Will, But When It Comes To Penises, Size Does Matter." Report By Norma Kletoris
Sat Sep 8 2001
ABBA Or Ace Of Base? Which Is The One True Musical Superpower?
Sat Sep 8 2001
New Religion Seeks God, Inquiries Welcome
Sat Sep 8 2001
University Of CA Starts New Philosophy Department
Sat Sep 8 2001
Americans Decry Shoddy, Sensationalistic Reporting!!!!!
Sat Sep 8 2001
Fortune To Be Made Selling Religion
Sat Sep 8 2001
Tron Helps Stop Code Red Worm!
Sat Sep 8 2001
Man Tricked Into Gay Sex, Justifying Fears.
Sat Sep 8 2001
Woman Not Impressed By Date's Ability To Speak Klingon
Sat Sep 8 2001
Liver Spots Linked With Old Age
Sat Sep 8 2001
Reporter Thinks Word Sounds Funny.
Sat Sep 8 2001
New Letter Created, The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Outraged
Sat Sep 8 2001
Expert Seeks To Discover What "The Thing" Is.
Thu Aug 23 2001
Cure For Neurotransmission Discovered Scientists Find Way To Stop Process
Thu Aug 23 2001
Bizarre Weather Pattern Identified
Thu Aug 23 2001
Israeli Tank Levels Office Building, Inhabitants Grateful
Thu Aug 23 2001
Tanker Crashes: Threatens Wildlife, Captain's Job.
Thu Aug 23 2001
Embryonic Stem Cell Explodes, Raising Safety Concerns
Wed Aug 22 2001
Letter Lost For 136 Years.
Wed Aug 22 2001
Woman Loses Jesus, Enlists The Help Of Others In Search.
Wed Aug 22 2001
Casinos Thank The American School System.
Wed Aug 22 2001
Trend Related Injuries On The Rise
Wed Aug 22 2001
Quantum Computers On The Horizon
Wed Aug 22 2001
Underdog Team Plays In The Big Game In New Sports Movie.
Wed Aug 22 2001
Web Use In The Workplace Off The Rise.
Wed Aug 22 2001
Republicans, Democrats Reconcile Differences, Merge Parties
Wed Aug 22 2001
Elderly Woman Battles Paper Cut
Wed Aug 22 2001
Old Friends Meet In Bar.
Wed Aug 22 2001
Old People Demand "More Free Shit"
Wed Aug 22 2001
Local Man Struggles With EF.
Fri Aug 17 2001
Do You Think Global Warming Is Scientific Fact?
Tue Aug 14 2001
Push Comes To SHUV
Fri Aug 10 2001
Dramatic Photo Sequence: Ally McBeal Misses A Meal, Nearly Vanishes.
Fri Aug 10 2001
Copperfield Plays To Packed House Of One
Fri Aug 10 2001
Man Responds To Penile Enlargement Ad
Fri Aug 10 2001
DJ Saves The Day
Fri Aug 10 2001
Man Responds To Penile Enlargement Ad
Thu Aug 9 2001
Making The Grade
Thu Aug 9 2001
Baby Seals Applaud Fur Ban, Clubbed
Thu Aug 9 2001
Local Man Sued By Napster
Thu Aug 9 2001
Shoe Sues Khaki Over Ownership Of Sale
Thu Aug 9 2001
Scores From The Past Week
Thu Aug 9 2001
Sports Star Tells Fans 'Get A Life'
Thu Aug 9 2001
You Claimed To Like 'Ally McBeal' Because:
Thu Aug 9 2001
Ten Commandments "Just A Math Error", Says God
Thu Aug 9 2001
Cyclist Inducted Into Macho Name Hall Of Fame
Thu Aug 9 2001
'Bible Code' Makes New Predictions
Thu Aug 9 2001
Meteorologist Says Drought Results From Lack Of Rain.
Thu Aug 9 2001
JLA Caught In Court Battle
Thu Aug 9 2001
Do You Think Online 'quick Votes' Are Useless?
Thu Aug 9 2001
Scientists Propose Non-biological Uses For Cloning.
Thu Aug 9 2001
Chiropractor Quits, Becomes Real Doctor
Thu Aug 9 2001
Phone Psychic Wins Lottery
Thu Aug 9 2001
New Law Creates New Agency.
Thu Jul 26 2001
G8 Protesters Blame Cars/Vans For Globalization
Wed Jul 25 2001
Do You Think Gary Condit Should Just Admit That He Killed The Jews?
Wed Jul 25 2001
Do You Think The FBI Monitors Communications On The Internet?
Wed Jul 25 2001
Have You Ever Taken An Online Survey?
Tue Jul 24 2001
"Crossing Over" Star Has A Secret
Tue Jul 24 2001
Leghorn Seeks 2.4M From Carville In Copyright Infringement Case
Mon Jul 23 2001
Bush Is A "Big Moron" Says Expert
Sun Jul 22 2001
Rube Goldberg Museum Collapses
Sun Jul 22 2001
Patriotic Man Gets Drunk, Defends Country.
Sun Jul 22 2001
Man Calls Complaint Line, Is Defrauded
Sun Jul 22 2001
Reporter Accidentally Posts Private Email Instead Of Investigative Article
Sun Jul 22 2001
Reader Has Strong Views
Sun Jul 22 2001
WWJD?
Sun Jul 22 2001
Assault Charges Filed Against Uncle Of Shark Attack Victim
Sun Jul 22 2001
McCain Rages Against All Things Soft
Sun Jul 22 2001
Feds In, G-men Out: Most Paranoid People Think 'The Feds' Are Watching.
Sun Jul 22 2001
Fraternity Member Raises Beer Glass, Says "Woooo"
Sun Jul 22 2001
Reporter Uses Digital Cable To Full Potential
Sun Jul 22 2001
Greenpeace Tries To Go Mainstream, Reaches Out To Public.
Sun Jul 22 2001
Peace In Middle East Near!
Sun Jul 22 2001
Ye Olde Disaster! 12 Die, Hundreds Injured At Renaissance Fair
Sun Jul 22 2001
Man Strikes Blow Against Tyranny Of Monopoly
Fri Jul 20 2001
Correlation Between SUVs, Penis Size
Mon Jul 16 2001
Investigative Report: Satanic Albums Found To Contain Subliminal Bible Passages.
Sun Jul 15 2001
Fortune 5000 Business Man Advises: "Buy Low, Sell High"
Sat Jul 14 2001
Man-Monkey Problem In Deli
Mon Jul 9 2001
Court Files Restraining Order On Global Warming
Mon Jul 9 2001
Local Teen Expresses Desire To Become Project Bitch
Mon Jul 9 2001
Censors Fired For Not Doing Their Fucking Jobs
Mon Jul 9 2001
Nude Protesters Burned
Mon Jul 9 2001
I'm Poor, I Admit That.
Sun Jul 8 2001
Q&A With A Private Dick
Fri Jul 6 2001
KKK Rally In Mobile Goes Bad
Thu Jul 5 2001
History Headline
Thu Jul 5 2001
Poor Couple Decides Not To Have Children, May Be Kicked Out Of Poor-Union.
Thu Jul 5 2001
Vagina Society Takes New Members Into The Fold.
Thu Jun 7 2001
President Does Stuff, People Happy About It.
Thu Jun 7 2001
Barbarians Spotted At Gates
Wed Jun 6 2001
Ford, Firestone End 100 Year Relationship
Wed May 30 2001
New Plant Species Discovered In Africa
Wed May 30 2001
Study On Procrastination Goes Unfinished.
Wed May 30 2001
USDA Approves Hemlock
Fri May 25 2001
Church Hit By Tornado
Wed May 23 2001
Columnist Runs Out Of Ideas
Wed May 23 2001
Rapper Found Not To Be Gangsta After All
Wed May 23 2001
Illiteracy Rate Climbs Public Officials Concerninated
Tue May 22 2001
Non-Famous Couple Gets Married And Divorced
Mon May 21 2001
New Study Shows Apathetic People Don't Care.
Mon May 21 2001
Other Countries Teeming With Foreigners