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Next Issue: Cheerleader Looks Forward to Future Career in Human Resources References to "Evil" up 582% Incredulous scientists can't believe credulity rate rising so quickly $17000 sound system placed into $8000 Honda Veggie burger covered in mayonnaise, melted cheese Sources to stop saying things Dick Wolf to direct new drama Law and Order: Milking A Series Saturday Night Live sketch not run into ground Mr T pleased with variety of career	Posted: Sun Feb 17 2002 'Homosexuality Is Evil' Says Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore of the Alabama Supreme Court has ruled that, because of her evil and immoral homosexuality, an Alabama woman cannot have custody of her three children. Justice Moore announced the decision on the historic front porch of the Alabama State Legislature and Bait Shop building, saying "She is immoral 'cause gays is evil 'n stuff... Jethro! Put down that cat! Don't make me come over there! ...now where was I? Oh yeah, gays is evil 'n stuff 'cause God hates em. It says so in the Bible... Jethro! What did I just tells you?!" While the homosexual man in Alabama was not available for comment, local gay activist George Norton responded to the news calmly, saying "Alabama has a Supreme Court? I mean really, isn't there some sort of literacy test? I thought we had a whole system set up specifically to keep places like Alabama, Kansas and Arkansas out of the law-making business. It's a new one on me."
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