Don't you hate it when someone who disagrees with you uses stupid arguments to support their position? Like "Yeah, well, if global warming is true, how come it's snowing outside?!" Or "If evolution is true and we evolved from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?!" ...
Person: Oh, you live in [city]? I bet you [sports joke about city team]. ...
OK, so there's this Buzzfeed article 40 Questions All White People Need To Answer. Since they explicitly say "All White People", I figured I (a white person) better answer the questions before they send the lawyers after me. ...
I can tell what kind of person you are by what you do with the cardboard tube when the foil runs out: ...
Admit to being a fan of "gender neutral" parenting in certain company and you'll likely receive a few patronizing glances and eye rolls, and stories about how their kids are true boys and true girls who like nothing but gender-appropriate play, toys, books, clothing, and TV shows, and there's nothing wrong with that or the way they were raised, Goddamnit! ...
Hi kids! Today's topic is "over-generalization"! ...
