Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For smallpox, use mimulus lewisii oil!

Every year, over 187 thousand people suffer from smallpox. The primitive people of North America have been using mimulus lewisii oil for hundreds of years to alleviate the symptoms of smallpox.

To treat your smallpox, simply take the mimulus lewisii oil and mix with salt water and drip into the ear three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

mimulus lewisii oil can cure smallpox because it regulates the immune system. It also acidifies the body.

Side effects include: superiority, conspiratorial thinking, and self-diagnosis.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much mimulus lewisii oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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