Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For cold sores, use poison ivy!

Every year, over 161 thousand people suffer from cold sores. The indigenous people of Alaska have been using poison ivy for tens of thousands of years to treat cold sores.

To cure your cold sores, simply take the poison ivy and apply to the genitals four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

poison ivy can combat cold sores because it stimulates the adrenal gland. It also cleanses your kidneys.

Side effects include: confirmation bias, avoiding real medicine, and having false hopes.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much poison ivy causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.