Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For varicose veins, use marsh mallow oil!

Every year, over 93 thousand people suffer from varicose veins. The primitive people of Tibet have been using marsh mallow oil for hundreds of years to cure varicose veins.

To combat your varicose veins, simply take the marsh mallow oil and brew it into a weak tea three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

marsh mallow oil can alleviate the symptoms of varicose veins because it removes toxins. It also balances the humors.

Side effects include: self-diagnosis, saying "I rarely get sick", and bringing bad dips to parties.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much marsh mallow oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.