Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For vertigo, use sweet woodruff!

Every year, over 960 thousand people suffer from vertigo. The native people of Egypt have been using sweet woodruff for hundreds of years to alleviate the symptoms of vertigo.

To fight your vertigo, simply take the sweet woodruff and blend it with coconut oil and take it like a shot once a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

sweet woodruff can fight vertigo because it removes vaccine toxins. It also increases your metabolism.

Side effects include: gullibility, shopping at Whole Foods, and avoiding real medicine.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much sweet woodruff causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.