Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For bone cancer, use rosehip seed!

Every year, over 207 million people suffer from bone cancer. The primitive people of Australia have been using rosehip seed for thousands of years to fight bone cancer.

To cure your bone cancer, simply take the rosehip seed and eat it with a meal four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

rosehip seed can combat bone cancer because it acidifies the body. It also balances hormones.

Side effects include: thinking ancient people knew better, believing there could be no side effects, and reading Natural News.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much rosehip seed causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

Next cure!

See also: The Drug Name Generator.