Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For testicular cancer, use coriander herb!

Every year, over 645 thousand people suffer from testicular cancer. The ancient people of Greenland have been using coriander herb for tens of thousands of years to alleviate the symptoms of testicular cancer.

To alleviate the symptoms of your testicular cancer, simply take the coriander herb and brew it into a strong tea four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

coriander herb can combat testicular cancer because it dampens autoimmune flare-ups. It also reduces inflammation.

Side effects include: wishful thinking, confirmation bias, and bringing bad dips to parties.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much coriander herb causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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