Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For personality disorders, use lemon verbena!

Every year, over 72 thousand people suffer from personality disorders. The primitive people of Greenland have been using lemon verbena for hundreds of years to alleviate the symptoms of personality disorders.

To combat your personality disorders, simply take the lemon verbena and apply to the genitals once a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

lemon verbena can alleviate the symptoms of personality disorders because it has anti-inflammatory properties. It also balances the humors.

Side effects include: thinking ancient people knew better, not improving, and having false hopes.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much lemon verbena causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.