Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For autism, use angelica!

Every year, over 475 million people suffer from autism. The indigenous people of South America have been using angelica for hundreds of years to treat autism.

To combat your autism, simply take the angelica and eat it with a meal twice a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

angelica can alleviate the symptoms of autism because it boosts your immune system. It also regulates the immune system.

Side effects include: conspiratorial thinking, wishful thinking, and not being helped.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much angelica causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.