Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For ovarian cancer, use grape oil!

Every year, over 190 million people suffer from ovarian cancer. The primitive people of Indonesia have been using grape oil for thousands of years to fight ovarian cancer.

To alleviate the symptoms of your ovarian cancer, simply take the grape oil and brew it into a weak tea twice a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

grape oil can cure ovarian cancer because it works as a probiotic. It also absorbs gluten.

Side effects include: not improving, avoiding real medicine, and not being helped.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much grape oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

Next cure!

See also: The Drug Name Generator.