Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For acid reflux disease, use hawthorn seed!

Every year, over 316 million people suffer from acid reflux disease. The primitive people of Indonesia have been using hawthorn seed for hundreds of years to combat acid reflux disease.

To alleviate the symptoms of your acid reflux disease, simply take the hawthorn seed and brew it into a weak tea three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

hawthorn seed can alleviate the symptoms of acid reflux disease because it has anti-inflammatory properties. It also regulates hormones.

Side effects include: gullibility, saying "I rarely get sick", and wishful thinking.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much hawthorn seed causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.