Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For psoriasis, use carom oil!

Every year, over 572 million people suffer from psoriasis. The tribal people of Indonesia have been using carom oil for tens of thousands of years to treat psoriasis.

To fight your psoriasis, simply take the carom oil and mix it with your coffee four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

carom oil can treat psoriasis because it heals thyroid tissue. It also raises cholesterol.

Side effects include: avoiding real medicine, thinking rosemary will help, and superiority.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much carom oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.