Excerpts from Donald Trump's 1/5/2013 fake speech

For the last 24 months, Agent Ortiz and his team have seized more than 1% until Obama took him off the trash heap. But he blatantly done in opposition to state law and the Constitution as written, including the virus itself.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.