Excerpts from Joe Biden's 7/11/2000 fake speech

Those who have ideas that are different--a reminder of the extraordinarily dangerous and why I have been clear that we will defend our NATO Allies and partners agreed that we would end our combat mission in 2014. In 2014, some argued, One more year, 5 more years, or 20 more years of the political violence intervention programs; more investments in jobs and infrastructure law that's going to crack down on gun trafficking.

You don't want another $2 trillion, increasing the nation, revitalizing our democracy isn't just part of his past.

It's what he's promising for the briefing on that.

He is the -- the number one priority of my new Secretary of Defense placed on standby weeks ago.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.