Excerpts from Donald Trump's 5/23/2000 fake speech

These are tense and difficult time is we're now coming into this country down the drain.

Now, remember, this is what we need. Tremendous corruption in our history. Women -- women unemployment rate for African American, the best in the history of cable television. TiVo is wonderful wife, Cathy, who are with us tonight, and we couldn't keep him waiting any longer. They're walking. The military island in the middle of the South China Sea - a military island in the middle income people. And all of a sudden their numbers are what they were able to get what they bargained for.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.