Excerpts from Donald Trump's 3/5/2006 fake speech

And, by the way, to cancel it, do you have to arrest him. After two and a half weeks to see a doctor, they're forming all over their faces until I raised my right arm, looked at the thousands of young girls get their justice, I've done my job.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.