Excerpts from Barack Obama's 11/17/2013 fake speech

Any successful, they are moving towards a seamless transitioning to Afghan lead; from defeating al Qaeda. And I know I've missed our best chance for me to convey the gratitude of an entire people hostage to the promises I've made a commitment that I made to you four years ago, I am convinced, as Tom mentioned in his home, just to have the freedom of religion -- and that increase defense spending at the same time, which makes sure that with enough effort, and to put forward yesterday regulating carbon emissions, if countries are going through the parish presidents and lawyers, and in some cases, there was a meeting with the private sector to help the long-term solution, no ready, credible solution, and this is my old neighborhoods are our neighbors, the elimination of the Afghan people. And right now, to accelerate the pace of reform was first introduced as a bill on day one -- not on day 28 or on day 40.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.