Excerpts from Barack Obama's 8/4/2002 fake speech

And that is exactly what -- got a little away for retirement?

Fortunately there's a little harsh. I love Conan.

And thanks to this American facilities abroad, and we know that from the middle class and provide Iran with modest relief, while continuing need to keep. That's the promise of a better life for all Indonesians -- that would blast through more than 25 years; and Michael Arnold, who became one of its soldiers and rape used as a handy excuse for the worldwide growth.

And as we've been carrying around a common purpose that's required, you don't have, to make up to 40 percent of NRA members agree. Ninety percent of the energy bill, because one of the most neglected in America.

That is what we've achieved hard-earned political settlement. And as you take the drones out of this long political debates.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.