Excerpts from Barack Obama's 1/21/2006 fake speech

CONGRESSMAN PRICE: Mr. President. Let's cut defense; they've claimed that it will be a lot of detail in your plan until they're 25 or 26. I supported and helped design the strategic balance between Israel act at all on your call to raise that son or daughter, Malia, and her classmates -- through these issues. And that's why, earlier today, I spent seven years after Fidel Castro -- did he have any role in the worst cracks in the system.

With respect to, let's say, the Israeli-Palestinian prisoners as we ended the war in Iraq, and it was a quote from Teddy Roosevelt, or Medicare or Medicaid, which provides care for millions of America.

This has been asked to do. They could only dream of.

This includes, by the way, a majority of the America we want for our reform effort from this audience, their constituents with heart-breaking stories about how taxpayer dollars on this effort is about this at length earlier this year, we mark the 80th anniversary of the Marshall Plan and created these big group plan -- as if you weren't aware of some of them.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.