Excerpts from Donald Trump's 3/22/2015 fake speech

Law and order. We have to do it. (Applause.

At the United States has now conducted nearly 300 federal judges and you go through the roof. And one of the most important things, if not the most importantly, we're going lose Wisconsin by 17 points. Well, we won Wisconsin. Look at these airports, we are like a third world countries where the non-armored plated and our wounded warriors, incredible potential is enormous.

And I am serious thinking of, if you're a veteran, for years and years.

We're going up.

We're going to be a very big day.

Thank you.

Beautiful. Thank you, Mike. It's amazing that's come full circle.

Boy, have they committed to ensuring that money back.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.