Excerpts from Donald Trump's 1/1/2023 fake speech

Every day, I will strive to honor the trust you have placed in me, and I will be great on women's health care. We will win on trade. We will win. We should all be working with Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, and Guatemala. As a result of our tax cuts, the typical family of four will receive a total of 60 mobile decontamidation ---contamination system that protects our country. We want to go through, in this case, more specifically in saliva or respiratory fluids.

And I can tell you.

Thank you, Mike. Great. Thank you.

We are advancing with unbridled optimism and lifting our citizens every year. And they're always fighting for fair and reciprocal. Because good news is happening in West Virginia that left the Democrats want to unify our country are getting stronger and stronger than ever before.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.