Excerpts from Donald Trump's 8/4/2006 fake speech

Cancel it. Okay sir. By the way, I want them coming in based on merit. (Applause.

Go ahead please.

And the purpose of creating jobs, and income tax and you do have tax inequality. I'm saying: Really? That must have been. Because we have to do that, sir. And I said, well, people have been very good. And that's where the non-armored plated and our wounded warriors who I love all these companies are moving back into our country. Can't let it happen.Walls are not immoral.In fact, many of them bravely, but automatically, stood up looking for where the sniper would be, and then last year, we had almost a $500 billion trade deficit with China or Japan or Mexico.

Can't be upset with China and he's a good guy, does great stuff, better than ever before. And we love the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania Avenue, right opposite the New York Yankees?

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.