Excerpts from George W Bush's 12/21/2024 fake speech

Every successful societies.

The United States of America depends on the character of our country or those who do. And I can pledge our nation has a choice to make. In this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain. Freedom and fear, justice and opportunity to make this promise in our lives and in our laws.

And though it requires sacrifice, it brings a deeper fulfillment.

We find the fullness of life to a single destructive desire.

As a government, and we must.

America must confront threats before they happen, and not wait to be hit again.

The time has come for a Holy Land where Palestinians' interests, it is in Israel's interests.

And I firmly believe that nations will have, our two peoples are one family, and an otherwise clean record.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.