Excerpts from George W Bush's 12/11/2020 fake speech

Thank you all. I want you to know. We've got 800,000 state and first responders against smallpox, and are deploying the most advanced technology, and believe the Iraqi people secure their country of a foreign occupier. And we seek their lasting memories that I will submit a budget that eliminates more than good intelligence surveillance program.

After the enemy to attack us.

Fortunately, this nationwide effort, working closely with other donors to ensure that taxpayers are protected as we give the tools to turn their hatred into holocaust. They can be expected to use chemical, biological weapons.

These regimes have been captured or detained Al Qaida terrorists are still rising, but the hope of an easier life. We will choose to build on the lot, with either a mortgage or help from a charitable giving, money that can be used to create privately funded stem cell lines.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.