Excerpts from George W Bush's 4/18/2020 fake speech

5 million American soil in a single day, including the Iraqi people secure their country to reach out to feed the hungry, clothe the needy, and care for the economic growth -- and to show some spending discipline required of their courage and compassion abroad because Americans from every faith and every background can work hard, support these people hide.

A lot of the decisions I have made.

But I hope you will join me in saying a thanks for putting up with innovative ways to cover the uninsured.

States that make for a -- strong and sure, and smiling again, and the sorrow of his parting gone forever.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.