Excerpts from George W Bush's 2/2/2020 fake speech

John McCain. I congratulate you. We thank you for joining us. Our family has meant more to me than any other: citizen of this great cathedral are known and heard and understood. There are still governments that answer to their people and their elected representatives of Chicago 2016 who are here. Thank you to the South Lawn, and just the beauty even more powerful than bombs or bullets. It is the armies of compassion and resolve of this country.

And today we express our nation can start on this path.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.