Excerpts from George W Bush's 10/25/2002 fake speech

Throughout our economy has a solid foundation, but that too little government that represents all of the Afghan people, the only way to pursue peace is to pursue the enemy is for the United States mourned our dead, gathered our resolve must not pass. Each of us will ever forget the courage of Wilberforce, and that Islam is somehow inconsistent with the remains of innocent lives to achieve these great nation.

I ask for your invitation to speak. I'm calling on Congress to finally thank him for a call that I know was difficult to make. Laura and I are honored to be in the United Kingdom, and we bring the good hearts and hopes into our campaigns.

We both gave it our all.

We shared similar emotions, so I understand my most importantly, the Class of 2005. Soon -- soon you will collect your degrees and say goodbye; then hung up to perform their final act.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.