Excerpts from George W Bush's 11/5/2003 fake speech

Tax relief is urgent. The long economic prosperity and the right messages to our children, failure is simply no way to achieve a Korean Peninsula free of nuclear weapons is when, God forbid, he uses one. We owe it to America. Our faith-based and community in building sound political prisoners from Kuwait and other lands.

The terrorists a base from which to plot new attacks across the country cherish letters he wrote in his own hand -- to family members on its bench: Chief Justice John Roberts.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.