Excerpts from Joe Biden's 3/5/2001 fake speech

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Under the previous Administration, America's house was on fire. We had to act. And thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.He's educated hundreds of thousands of people together, by July the 4th, there's a broad consensus of economists--left, right, and center.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.