Excerpts from Joe Biden's 10/27/2015 fake speech

First, tonight, I have never been more optimistic about the future go overseas, 4,000 union jobs with higher wages are building a new life back home with pride and confidence, who were a mom-and--they were, at the time--mom-and-plack --mom-and-pop Black diners, grocery stores, barber shops, tailors--the things that relate to infrastructure investments instead.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.