Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For peyronie's disease, use lasarpicium leaf!

Every year, over 515 million people suffer from peyronie's disease. The ancient people of Papua New Guinea have been using lasarpicium leaf for thousands of years to treat peyronie's disease.

To combat your peyronie's disease, simply take the lasarpicium leaf and blend it with coconut oil and take it like a shot four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

lasarpicium leaf can cure peyronie's disease because it increases candida growth. It also alkalinizes the blood.

Side effects include: bringing bad dips to parties, thinking ancient people knew better, and pretending you got better.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much lasarpicium leaf causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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