Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For ovarian cancer, use hawthorn seed!

Every year, over 874 million people suffer from ovarian cancer. The tribal people of Alaska have been using hawthorn seed for hundreds of years to cure ovarian cancer.

To alleviate the symptoms of your ovarian cancer, simply take the hawthorn seed and mix it with your coffee four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

hawthorn seed can treat ovarian cancer because it has antioxident properties. It also works as an anti-bacterial agent.

Side effects include: shopping at Whole Foods, believing there could be no side effects, and avoiding real medicine.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much hawthorn seed causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

Next cure!

See also: The Drug Name Generator.