Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For colon cancer, use lemon thyme!

Every year, over 329 thousand people suffer from colon cancer. The tribal people of Kentucky have been using lemon thyme for thousands of years to cure colon cancer.

To cure your colon cancer, simply take the lemon thyme and apply to the genitals once a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

lemon thyme can alleviate the symptoms of colon cancer because it eliminates free radicals. It also works as a prebiotic.

Side effects include: getting over your illnesses normally but crediting natural remedies, drinking horrible teas, and gullibility.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much lemon thyme causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

Next cure!

See also: The Drug Name Generator.