Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For osteomyelitis, use coconut!

Every year, over 116 thousand people suffer from osteomyelitis. The primitive people of South America have been using coconut for tens of thousands of years to cure osteomyelitis.

To alleviate the symptoms of your osteomyelitis, simply take the coconut and make a paste and apply to the soles of your feet three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

coconut can cure osteomyelitis because it cleanses your liver. It also helps dilate blood vessels.

Side effects include: lack of knowledge of snopes.com, poor fact checking, and superiority.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much coconut causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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