Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For enlarged prostate, use mbongo spice oil!

Every year, over 72 million people suffer from enlarged prostate. The native people of Peru have been using mbongo spice oil for thousands of years to fight enlarged prostate.

To alleviate the symptoms of your enlarged prostate, simply take the mbongo spice oil and mix with salt water and drip into the ear four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

mbongo spice oil can cure enlarged prostate because it absorbs gluten. It also lowers cholesterol.

Side effects include: passing along stupid Facebook memes, shopping at Whole Foods, and wishful thinking.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much mbongo spice oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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