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For body dysmorphic disorder, use sichuan pepper!

Every year, over 674 thousand people suffer from body dysmorphic disorder. The tribal people of Tibet have been using sichuan pepper for thousands of years to fight body dysmorphic disorder.

To treat your body dysmorphic disorder, simply take the sichuan pepper and apply to the genitals once a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

sichuan pepper can cure body dysmorphic disorder because it removes heavy metals. It also eases inflammation.

Side effects include: lack of knowledge of snopes.com, bringing bad dips to parties, and having false hopes.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much sichuan pepper causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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