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Posted: Sun Jun 30 2002
Poll: Majority Want Minority To Worship Majority's God

Nearly 9 out of 10 Americans believe the phrase "under God" should remain in the Pledge of Allegiance and that dissenters should be converted, according to a Newsweek poll released on Saturday. The poll comes after the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled the Pledge was an unconstitutional endorsement of religion.

Asked if the Pledge should contain the phrase "under God," 87 percent of those polled by Newsweek said "yes" and only 9 percent said "no". Asked if those who said "no" should "shut up their heathen mouths and believe in our God already," 87 percent said "yes" and 9 percent said "no".













 




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