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Posted: Wed May 29 2002
Workers Glad Their Products Are Being Ripped Off

After last week's union meeting, workers at Interscope Records' largest compact disc production plant have agreed to sign a document proclaiming their support for bootleg CD manufacturers.

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Posted: Wed May 29 2002
Tingling Spidey Senses Actually Brain Tumor Early Warning Sign

An early warning sign for brain tumors may be found in reports of tingling spidey senses, according to a study released today in the Journal of the American Medical Association.

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Heavy Metal Fan Wishes Heavy Metal Fad Would End Already

When the current heavy metal trend began a few years ago, local heavy metal fan Tony Unga viewed it in a positive light. "I figured it would simply mean more music," explained Unga, "but now it's just getting annoying." .

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1950s "Confirmed Bachelor" Equivalent To 2000s "Gay Man"

Overland Park Kansas resident James Turner was astounded to learn that men he had always called "confirmed bachelors" we actually old gay men. "It makes sense if you think about it," said Turner. "You see young gay people all over the place today, but nobody saw any 50 years ago."

Turner also plans to re-evaluate his view of "spinsters". .

Posted: Wed May 29 2002
Steroid Use Among Sports Stars Rampant, Says Steroid Using Sports Star

Former major leaguer Ken Caminiti says he was on steroids when he won the National League MVP in 1996. Caminiti, who has also been arrested for cocaine possession in a crack house and has been an alcoholic for years, credits steroids with helping his career and says steroid use and drug abuse in baseball are extremely common among the sport's elite players. Theantidrug.com has decided to pull its long running "Sports are my anti-drug" commercials until they can find sports figures who have used drugs and failed. .

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