China Explodes In Nuclear Fireball, Snipers Face Uncertain Charges: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Sun Oct 27 2002
China Explodes In Nuclear Fireball, Snipers Face Uncertain Charges

As much of mainland China disappears under a seething radioactive dust cloud, law-enforcement officials in Maryland struggle to decide the fate of sniper suspects John Allen Muhammad and John Lee Malvo.

"Because they [the suspects] committed the acts in so many different jurisdictions -Maryland, Virginia, Washington DC, and Alabama, we're just not sure who should file charges first," said Deputy U.S. Marshal Lou Stock. "They could face any number of municipal, county, state, and federal charges."

The OnlineNewspaper Gazette's legal advisors say it is likely the suspects will face several county murder charges as well as stand trial for state and federal weapons violations.

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