Netscape Hopes New Microsoft Lawsuit Will Make Its Browser Less Shitty: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Sun Jan 27 2002
Netscape Hopes New Microsoft Lawsuit Will Make Its Browser Less Shitty

Internet giant AOL has filed an antitrust lawsuit againstsoftware giant Microsoft on behalf of its subsidiary Netscape,citing Netscape's lack of competitiveness among web users.

Lawyers representing Netscape filed the 7-count suit on Tuesday, charging that "our browser sucks worse that Microsoft's browser sucks" and that "they make more money than us."

Netscape lawyers point out the previous lawsuit failed to improve the quality of the Netscape browser, and may, in fact, have made it operate in a more sucky manner.

When asked what it was seeking in damages, a Netscape lawyer responded, "I can't answer that without the 'Damages' plugin. Would you like me to download the plugin?"

After several failed attempts at finding the plugin, members of the press gave up and asked Microsoft.

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