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Posted: Sun Jan 27 2002
Netscape Hopes New Microsoft Lawsuit Will Make Its Browser Less Shitty

Internet giant AOL has filed an antitrust lawsuit againstsoftware giant Microsoft on behalf of its subsidiary Netscape,citing Netscape's lack of competitiveness among web users.

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Posted: Sun Jan 27 2002
MTV To Play 10 Consecutive Minutes Of Music

Executives at MTV have announced plans to play several"music videos" in a row, citing recent polls in whichsome viewers were not satisfied with the current scheme,which consisted of one video followed by 23 hours and57 minutes of re-runs of Real World. There has been no comment from Real World fans, as of yet. .

Posted: Sun Jan 27 2002
Ziggy, Cathy To Wed
Cathy Knocked Up

Cartoon legends Cathy and Ziggy have made it from the back of the newspaper to the front page of tabloids with the revelation Thursday that Kathy is pregnant with Ziggy's child.The admission by the spaghetti-haired doodle brought gasps of amazement from every reporter at the press conference.

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Posted: Sun Jan 27 2002
Taoist Suicide Bomber Hits Shopping Mall

At least 8 people were seriously injured whenTao follower Wan Dzin ignited an explosive devicein a crowded Nepal shopping center. Terrorism experts blame the attack on Dzin's fundamentalist Tao beliefs, and point to his earlier radical statements regarding inner peace. .

Posted: Sun Jan 27 2002
Silly Rabbit Indicted In Gay Kiddy Sex Ring

After years of soliciting child prostitution with his copyrighted phrase "Fruity tricks are for kids," this warped and animated bit of Americana is finally being brought to justice. .
--Norma Kletoris

Posted: Sun Jan 27 2002
Mother Proud Of Daughter's Genital Herpes Commercial

"She's such a good actress," gushes Margaret, actress Jenny Roslin's mother, "I almost believed she had genital herpes." Margaret is also pleased with Jenny's earlier works as a yeast infection sufferer, and her son Harold's hemorrhoids. .

Posted: Sun Jan 27 2002
Drug Legalization Opposed By Conservatives, Colombian Drug Lords

A proposed bill that would legalize all but the most addictive drugs is facing strong opposition from powerful sources.

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Posted: Sun Jan 27 2002
No One Wanted To Know That Local Man Doesn't Wear Underwear

"It didn't work out as well as I had hoped it would," says Olathe Kansas resident John Kim, "I had thought most people would think it was really unusual, and therefore cool, but as it turned out, they weren't interested in the least." .

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