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Posted: Sat May 25 2002
Interview With The Pope: 2000 Years And Still Infallible

The OnlineNewspaper Gazette's exclusive interview with the Pope on the molestation issue.

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Posted: Mon Jan 14 2002
Santa Claus Wants Spotlight Back

The jolly old man isn't so jolly. In fact, he seems to be downright jealous. It seems he's gone the way of Condit and bellbottoms for the second time, and he's not happy about it.

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Posted: Sun Nov 4 2001
An Interview With Job

- by Ezekiel, roving reporter

I met the most inexplicable old man the other day as I was wondering around. Like so many other homeless and hapless people, he was sitting just off the street, warming himself by a small fire.

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Posted: Sat Sep 8 2001
Reporter Thinks Word Sounds Funny.

After writing an article in which the word 'department' occurred several times, a reporter began to doubt whether the word should be used. "If you say the word 'department' a few times, it doesn't seem to fit into any sentence properly," explains the reporter. "It seems like a place you keep your socks or something, doesn't it?" .

Posted: Thu Aug 9 2001
Ten Commandments "Just A Math Error", Says God

In an exclusive interview with God, our crack investigative reporters uncovered a historic anomaly yesterday. When asked how He came up the idea for the Ten Commandments, God chuckled and said: "That's a strange story. Got a minute?"

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Posted: Sun Jul 8 2001
Q&A With A Private Dick

The following interview with an anonymous informant deals with the steamy underworld of private investigators. I can assure you that the informant, who is hiding his identity for fear of reprisals, is a real private investigator.

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