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Posted: Sun Jun 30 2002
Poll: Majority Want Minority To Worship Majority's God

Nearly 9 out of 10 Americans believe the phrase "under God" should remain in the Pledge of Allegiance and that dissenters should be converted, according to a Newsweek poll released on Saturday. The poll comes after the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled the Pledge was an unconstitutional endorsement of religion.

Asked if the Pledge should contain the phrase "under God," 87 percent of those polled by Newsweek said "yes" and only 9 percent said "no". Asked if those who said "no" should "shut up their heathen mouths and believe in our God already," 87 percent said "yes" and 9 percent said "no". .

Posted: Sun Jun 30 2002
ABC Uses 'Fiction' As Basis For New TV Series

A new series set to debut this fall on ABC will feature an unusual twist: the characters never existed.

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Posted: Sun Jun 30 2002
Blues Singer Coughs Up Phlegm, Loses Career

Blues singer Chubby Melon, long admired for his gravely voice claimed in a press release Thursday that he is officially retiring from show business. His decision stems from a tragic cough syrup addiction that has had the effect of loosening the phlegm in his throat to the point where he coughed it up in the middle of a concert last week.

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Posted: Sun Jun 30 2002
U2 Attorney Works Pro-Bono

A press release from the aging rockers urged fans to consider the edgy content of their new CD. "We expect a lot of controversial feedback from this album. Mostly, I'll be working to refute claims such as, 'Dudes, you so suck,' or, 'Do I have to bomb a pub to get a decent song out of you guys?'" stated the band's attorney and spokesman, Nigel McAllistor, in the release. .
--Norma Kletoris

Posted: Sun Jun 30 2002
"I'm Not A Racist" Followed Immediately By Extremely Racist Comment

In order to confirm the racial-neutrality of his views, Buffalo New York resident Daniel Tanner prefixed his statement "I just think Blacks too lazy to get jobs," with a disclaimer of "I'm not a racist, but...". Several minutes later he clarified his "Puerto-Rican are poor and stinky" comment with "not that I've got anything against Latinos." .

Posted: Sun Jun 30 2002
Lawmaker Offers Trade On Pledge Sections

After the controversial decision by the 9th Circuit Court declaring the phrase "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional, lawmakers on capitol hill have offered an exchange in the hopes of keeping the phrase. House Majority leader Dick Armey has issued an appeal to the court, offering to remove the "with liberty and justice for all" part if the "under God" part can remain. .

Posted: Sun Jun 30 2002
Reader Response: Lack Of Originality

Dear Sirs,
I am writing to express my displeasure with the shocking lack of originality shown in your publication. As a person that comes from a long line of highly creative and lateral thinkers I expect more out of my reading material.

Sincerely,
Junior McJohnsonson III, Jr. .

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