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No One Talking About Failed Wonder Diet
Friends and family have decided not to say "I told you so" to failed dieter Diane Samson, who, despite three months on a revolutionary all-pork diet, ended up not losing any weight at all.
Each year, more that 20,000 Americans try the now-famous all-pork diet. Most say they chose the controversial diet because they are fed up with fad diets that rely on some gimmick to produce quick results without exercise.
"At first it looked like the diet was working," reports Samson, "but now I think that was probably just the constant diarrhea. I really wish I wouldn't have talked it up so much. I just hope no one noticed that I've quit."
No One Talking About Failed Wonder Diet
Friends and family have decided not to say "I told you so" to failed dieter Diane Samson, who, despite three months on a revolutionary all-pork diet, ended up not losing any weight at all.
Each year, more that 20,000 Americans try the now-famous all-pork diet. Most say they chose the controversial diet because they are fed up with fad diets that rely on some gimmick to produce quick results without exercise.
"At first it looked like the diet was working," reports Samson, "but now I think that was probably just the constant diarrhea. I really wish I wouldn't have talked it up so much. I just hope no one noticed that I've quit."
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