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Suicide bomber killed in suicide bombing
Bush accused of demonizing enemies, eating babies
Local non-conformist has a hard time fitting in
Other softball teams tired of letting New York firefighters win every game
Anime viewer can't explain what the hell movie was about
Coworkers manage to recount every minute of yesterday's game
Most nations suspected of having weapons of mass destruction
Cobb County Ga schools begin goat sacrificing next week
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China Explodes In Nuclear Fireball, Snipers Face Uncertain Charges
Not A Lot Of Eye Contact At Andes Crash Survivors Reunion
Cow Shit Found To Be "100% Organic"
Everybody's Just Too Sensitive
Mediocre Musician
Five New Religious Denominations Created
No One Talking About Failed Wonder Diet
Offbeat: Man Dies In Humorous, Painful Accident
Sun Sep 29 2002
Posted: Sun Sep 29 2002
Check-out Girl Wishes Customers Wouldn't Try To Explain Purchases
Jenny Carson, 22, has announced she will no longer listen when customers try to explain why they are purchasing certain items.
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Check-out Girl Wishes Customers Wouldn't Try To Explain Purchases
Jenny Carson, 22, has announced she will no longer listen when customers try to explain why they are purchasing certain items.
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Posted: Sun Sep 29 2002
Bumper Sticker Settles Issue With Cunning Use Of Underline, Capitalization
Janet Pernee, like many other Americans, was shocked to learn of the ninth circuit court's decision declaring the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional, but now she's fighting back.
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Bumper Sticker Settles Issue With Cunning Use Of Underline, Capitalization
Janet Pernee, like many other Americans, was shocked to learn of the ninth circuit court's decision declaring the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional, but now she's fighting back.
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Posted: Sun Sep 29 2002
Jesus Loves Local Man, But He's Not "In Love" With Local Man
Local resident Gary Walters was devastated to learn his long-time partner, Jesus, wanted to end their relationship.
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Jesus Loves Local Man, But He's Not "In Love" With Local Man
Local resident Gary Walters was devastated to learn his long-time partner, Jesus, wanted to end their relationship.
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Posted: Sun Sep 29 2002
Prank Caller Basks In Glory After Fooling Total Stranger
After finishing up his tenth prank call of the night, Randy Amaya sits back with a satisfied smile and those around him cackle hysterically.
This is a common sight on the set of Comedy Central's new hit show Crank Yankers, the show that has once again popularized prank calling.
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Prank Caller Basks In Glory After Fooling Total Stranger
After finishing up his tenth prank call of the night, Randy Amaya sits back with a satisfied smile and those around him cackle hysterically.
This is a common sight on the set of Comedy Central's new hit show Crank Yankers, the show that has once again popularized prank calling.
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Posted: Sun Sep 29 2002
Jordan To Play Another Season With The Wizards, Syria Remains Noncommital
Jordan, one of the most progressive countries in the Middle East, has agreed to sign on for one more season with the Washington Wizards.
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Jordan To Play Another Season With The Wizards, Syria Remains Noncommital
Jordan, one of the most progressive countries in the Middle East, has agreed to sign on for one more season with the Washington Wizards.
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Posted: Sun Sep 29 2002
MSNBC, CNN, Foxnews Given Journalism Award
For their extreme coverage of the "Alligator Alley Terror Scare©", three of the major news outlets have been awarded the coveted "Excellence in Screwing Over Some Guy" journalism award.
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MSNBC, CNN, Foxnews Given Journalism Award
For their extreme coverage of the "Alligator Alley Terror Scare©", three of the major news outlets have been awarded the coveted "Excellence in Screwing Over Some Guy" journalism award.
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Posted: Sun Sep 29 2002
Tap Dancing Still Gay, Say Experts
The latest results from an extensive 10 year study show that, despite periodic resurgences in popularity, tap dancing remains firmly in the "gay" category.
The study, run by the Dance Coolology department at UCLA, found tap dancing to be "really, really gay, even when really cool black guys with kick-ass dreadlocks do it." _
Tap Dancing Still Gay, Say Experts
The latest results from an extensive 10 year study show that, despite periodic resurgences in popularity, tap dancing remains firmly in the "gay" category.
The study, run by the Dance Coolology department at UCLA, found tap dancing to be "really, really gay, even when really cool black guys with kick-ass dreadlocks do it." _
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