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Jul 15 2001

Posted: Sat Jul 14 2001
Man-Monkey Problem In Deli

Athoot Magoot, owner and operator of the New Dheli Deli on Market street has one customer he wishes he could send away.

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Posted: Mon Jul 9 2001
Court Files Restraining Order On Global Warming

In a surprise decision today, the Supreme Court voted seven to two against Global Warming's final appeal to continue the practice of melting polar ice caps.

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Posted: Mon Jul 9 2001
Censors Fired For Not Doing Their Fucking Jobs

Confusion is apparently to blame for some misplaced "beeps" at the Tony Awards.

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Posted: Thu Jul 5 2001
Vagina Society Takes New Members Into The Fold.

The Vagina Society in Conneticut swelled it's ranks this past weekend when it allowed two new members to enter.

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Posted: Sun Jul 8 2001
Q&A With A Private Dick

The following interview with an anonymous informant deals with the steamy underworld of private investigators. I can assure you that the informant, who is hiding his identity for fear of reprisals, is a real private investigator.

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Posted: Mon Jul 9 2001
I'm Poor, I Admit That.

I'm poor, I admit that. But things are looking up: I've got a new part-time waitressing job, and my husband has been injured on the job and gets some disability pay. Add in the monthly welfare checks, and I say we're doing pretty well.

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Posted: Fri Jul 6 2001
KKK Rally In Mobile Goes Bad

In spite of having been protested by nearly every community group in the city, the KKK won its court battle and held its annual rally earlier this month in downtown Mobile.

Police had been prepared for the worst: protests, riots, violence and even arson, but they were relieved when the event was cut short after a tractor-trailer overturned nearby.

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Posted: Thu Jul 5 2001
Poor Couple Decides Not To Have Children, May Be Kicked Out Of Poor-Union.

At first glance, Gerald and Marie Hadly may seem like any other proud, dirt-poor couple in any other city in America. But look a little closer and you'll see something odd, even disturbing: Gerald and Marie have no children, and they intend to keep it that way.

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Posted: Sun Jul 15 2001
Fortune 5000 Business Man Advises: "Buy Low, Sell High"

Kansas businessman Ted Barley, who owns several businesses ranked in the top 5000 in the state, offers advice to those just starting out. "Many people find the stock market confusing," says Barley, "in all honesty, so do I. I think the secret might be to buy a low-priced stock, and then sell it when the price goes up. I know it sounds crazy, but who knows?" .

Posted: Thu Jul 5 2001
History Headline

Sliced bread invented, people say "This is the best thing!" .

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