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Posted: Sun Jul 15 2001
Fortune 5000 Business Man Advises: "Buy Low, Sell High"

Kansas businessman Ted Barley, who owns several businesses ranked in the top 5000 in the state, offers advice to those just starting out. "Many people find the stock market confusing," says Barley, "in all honesty, so do I. I think the secret might be to buy a low-priced stock, and then sell it when the price goes up. I know it sounds crazy, but who knows?"













 




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