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Posted: Sun Oct 27 2002
Cow Shit Found To Be "100% Organic"

America's fertilizer producers are gearing up to take advantage of the USDA's revamped rules for organic products. Under the new rules, manufacturers can label their products "organic" if they don't use pesticides, biotechnology, antibiotics, irradiation, or growth hormones. "This is a proud day for the bovine feces industry," says Bovine Feces Industry president Martha Benton, "we can finally let the public know that our cow shit is 100% organic." The new rules also apply to several other items, including dog shit, cat shit, horse shit, decaying road kill, and food for humans.

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