Vagina Society Takes New Members Into The Fold.: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Thu Jul 5 2001
Vagina Society Takes New Members Into The Fold.

The Vagina Society in Conneticut swelled it's ranks this past weekend when it allowed two new members to enter.

"It's been a good weekend," says a Vagina Society spokeswoman, "most weekends we're lucky if we even get any applicants, and we usually turn most of them down anyway. But this last weekend, wow."

The Conneticut chapter of the Vagina Society, founded in 1971, had only five members until Peter, a local steel-worker, was allowed to enter on Friday, and Dick, a computer programmer from Utah, joined up Saturday in a 20 minute ceremony, after an extensive oral entrance exam.

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