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Posted: Sun Sep 29 2002
Jesus Loves Local Man, But He's Not "In Love" With Local Man

Local resident Gary Walters was devastated to learn his long-time partner, Jesus, wanted to end their relationship.

Jesus gave Walters the brush-off Saturday, ending the 38 year relationship.

"Ever since I was a small child I've known that Jesus loves me," Walters said, "for the Bible tells me so. I guess things have changed. It's going to be tough... living without Him."

"We've been through a lot over the years," said Christ, "but recently we've just grown apart. I guess I still love him, but I'm not 'in love' with him."

The Lord is planning on moving out of Walters' apartment on Monday, if the Holy Spirit's van is available to help carry the Savior's couch and speakers.

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