Posted: Sun Jan 27 2002
Ziggy, Cathy To Wed
Cathy Knocked Up

Cartoon legends Cathy and Ziggy have made it from the back of the newspaper to the front page of tabloids with the revelation Thursday that Kathy is pregnant with Ziggy's child.The admission by the spaghetti-haired doodle brought gasps of amazement from every reporter at the press conference.

"I have been wanting to make this public for several weeks but Ziggy wouldn't let me." Said Cathy, with sweat drops leaping from her head. Ziggy's lawyer added that there were several copyright issues to work out.

Ziggy arrived at the conference late and covered with mud that the bus had splashed on him. He was clearly embarrassed by the cheers and calls of "Way to go Zig-Man!"

Ziggy spoke well of his fiancé claiming that he most admired her versatility. "She has a total of 3 facial expressions and I only have 2."

The pregnancy occurred on the pair's first and (so far at least) only date. "I guess it sort of took me by surprise." Said the blushing Ziggy. "I had no idea I even had a sex organ, let alone a sex drive."

When asked what Cathy looks like naked Ziggy responded that she looks just the same as she does with clothes except flesh colored, causing sweat drops to leap from Cathy's head.

Of course no one knows what the child will look like and doctors are not yet certain if it is a boy or a girl but everyone agrees that it will most likely be a constant loser and be very poorly drawn.

Cathy addresses the Press

Cathy getting the results of her pregnancy test

Cathy "gettin' bizzy" (artist's conception)

--Philip Matanka