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Posted: Sun Apr 14 2002
Local Man Hopes To Be Rich Enough To Be An Anti-Capitalist Some Day

Local factory worker Michael Bandin recently announced to friends and family his desire to become an anti-capitalist activist.

Bandin gave the announcement at his family's Easter gathering when the subject of finance was brought up. "My father asked me about my plans for paying for retirement, so I told him about my plans to be a capitalism protestor."

The plan involves investing in several different schemes designed to maximize Bandin's funds, including the stock market, bonds, mutual funds, short and long term CDs, and using tax code loopholes to shelter most of the profits in offshore accounts.

"I figure that by the time I'm 45, I'll have enough income from my various investments that I'll be able to start protesting the evils of capitalism," said Bandin. "It'd be great: jetting all over the world, hobnobbing with politically-inclined rock stars, sipping champagne with Ralph Nader, telling poor people how capitalism will destroy their way of life... You know, making a difference."

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