Ford, Firestone End 100 Year Relationship: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Wed Jun 6 2001
Ford, Firestone End 100 Year Relationship

After almost a century of a happy, loving relationship, Ford dumped Firestone, and is looking to play the field.

Ford, sporting a pair of Bermuda shorts, Hawaiian shirt, cigar and martini, says "She was sometimes hard to deal with, but we always managed to patch things up. But lately, she always over inflated everything little thing I said, she'd blow up at anything. I finally said 'Enough is enough, I'm leaving you bitch.' Then I just left."

Ford and Firestone began dating around the turn of the century, and in Ford's words they "just fit each other perfectly," but recently the couple has had more than its share of upsets. "He's been very unstable lately. If I made even one wrong move he'd flip." alleges Firestone.

Ford has been most recently seen courting Michelin, Firestone's chubby sister.

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