Advertisers Forcing People To Buy Products They Don't Want: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Sat May 25 2002
Advertisers Forcing People To Buy Products They Don't Want

The unstoppable mind control rays usually reserved to sell cigarettes and alcohol to minors are being considered by other industries.

The mind control ray guns were originally developed by the tobacco industry to force people to start smoking despite the known dangers printed on the side of the pack, but were soon adopted by malt liquor and hard alcohol vendors. Based on these success stories, several other companies may be looking to lease the mind control technology to help sell their own products.

Though the companies' names have not been released, insiders point to fast food companies as likely prospects, "Fast food is so dangerous and bad for you, people will stop eating it they aren't forced somehow."

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