Condit/Netscape Suspected In Attacks On WTC: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Sun Oct 28 2001
Condit/Netscape Suspected In Attacks On WTC

Netscape, an internet browser competing with Microsoft's Internet Explorer, and Gary Condit, the embattled congressman, are the prime suspect in the WTC attacks.

These alledged attacks from Netscape/Condit were designed to draw attention away from the latest version of Internet Explorer released with Windows XP, and Chandra Levy. "We needed this break to regroup our efforts," says a spokesman for the group, "we believe we can now effectively compete with Microsoft by cashing in on the Levy disappearance. Our new ad campaign will feature Condit using Netscape Navigator." While the spokesman went on to say that yes, the ad was a little dull, it was the most exciting thing the company has ever thought of.

--Chris Famunda

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