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Sherwin-Williams & Smith And Wesson Collaborate
In a recent corporate merger Smith and Wesson Firearms announced a joint venture with Sherwin-Williams Paints for the creation of a paintball tank. The new fun weapon will fire gallon paint-can mortar shells, and can create heavy carnage over 40 square yards, though an additional volley may be applied as needed. News of additional advances in the field of paintballing was met with intense protests, as the French contingent of S-W-S-W announced plans to conduct underwater testing of a version deploying 5-gallon drums of latex.
Sherwin-Williams & Smith And Wesson Collaborate
In a recent corporate merger Smith and Wesson Firearms announced a joint venture with Sherwin-Williams Paints for the creation of a paintball tank. The new fun weapon will fire gallon paint-can mortar shells, and can create heavy carnage over 40 square yards, though an additional volley may be applied as needed. News of additional advances in the field of paintballing was met with intense protests, as the French contingent of S-W-S-W announced plans to conduct underwater testing of a version deploying 5-gallon drums of latex.
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