Engineers Attempt To Create World's Ugliest SUV: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Sun Aug 11 2002
Engineers Attempt To Create World's Ugliest SUV

Engineers working at Bell Laboratories' aesthetic research division are attempting what was once thought impossible: creating a SUV over twenty times uglier than any existing "ute".

Though no definitive plans or designs have been released, current ideas center around lots of gray plastic body panels, obnoxious colors, and odd bumps of metal on the body.

Current ugly record holders:

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