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Posted: Sat Oct 13 2001
WTC Trucker Denies Mafia Connection

Dear Editor:

This is to protest the vagrant lies being purported about the mafia being connected to the trucks that misappropriated a small portion of the World Trade Center debris for resale as souvenirs.

Our haulers are decent, hardworking men trying to help our great city. This great city was built on the backs of laborers just like them. To tarnish all they've worked for with such outrageousness is an outrage. The very suggestion that the mafia is involved with our organization makes my blood boil.

And if those grand jury morons know what's good for them, they'll just forget all about these accusations.

Very truly yours, "Uncle" Guido Cammerano Local 451 Supervisor


--Suzanne Fontannadanna












 




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