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Posted: Sun Oct 28 2001
Reporter Jealous Of Brokaw And Rather
In light of the recent anthrax letters sent to Tom Brokaw and Dan Rather, this reporter is envious of the two. Is the OnlineNewspaper Gazette not good enough for an anthrax letter? Is it because we're not on TV? To any domestic or international terrorists considerate enough to relieve us of our lack of anthrax containing letters, please note that emailed or faxed anthrax is not very effective.
--Chris Famunda
Reporter Jealous Of Brokaw And Rather
In light of the recent anthrax letters sent to Tom Brokaw and Dan Rather, this reporter is envious of the two. Is the OnlineNewspaper Gazette not good enough for an anthrax letter? Is it because we're not on TV? To any domestic or international terrorists considerate enough to relieve us of our lack of anthrax containing letters, please note that emailed or faxed anthrax is not very effective.
--Chris Famunda
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