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Posted: Sat Oct 13 2001
Every Other Country Sucks

There has been a lot of America bashing going on lately. Just a month ago, possible representatives from a Middle Eastern country ran some planes into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. Also, China still probably hates us. Anyway, I think it's time to officially declare that every other country sucks.

People keep saying, "what about Iraq", and "India and Pakistan have nuclear weapons", and "former Soviet bloc countries are now distributing biological and chemical weapons," and the like. When was the last time we heard any thing about Canada? If you ask me, they've been a little too quiet lately. So I say, let's attack Canada. Not that this would be an example for every other country, just that we really need to attack Canada.

An editorial by columnist Chris Famunda

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