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White supremacist has hard time spelling "supremacist"
Gay women added to list of people who don't fantasize about Rosie O'Donnell
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Spiderman wants you to buy Kotex brand menstrual products
Silent letters not taught in school for the deaf
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Editor Wishes He Could Come Up With Caption For Picture
Uncaptioned picture of Rumsfeld
Something about boobies? The sun will come out, tomorrow? "My hands! My hands! My beautiful hands!"? There's got to be something here.
Editor Wishes He Could Come Up With Caption For Picture
Uncaptioned picture of Rumsfeld
Something about boobies? The sun will come out, tomorrow? "My hands! My hands! My beautiful hands!"? There's got to be something here.
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