Mark Wahlberg Threatens To Be In More Movies: The OnlineNewspaper Gazette/ONG/quaap.com

Posted: Wed Sep 26 2001
Mark Wahlberg Threatens To Be In More Movies

Hollywood producers have declined to comment on recent threatening statements by prolific actor Mark Wahlberg.

At a recent press conference, Wahlberg stated that he "needed to be in at least 15 movies next year" and that there would be "consequences if it doesn't happen." When asked what kind of "consequences" could be expected, Wahlberg said simply "Don't make me sing again."

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