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Posted: Mon Sep 10 2001
"Touched By An Angel" Spawns Spinoff

CBS Productions and MoonWater Productions announced Wednesday that they had just signed a deal with The Playboy Channel that would allow production to begin on a sexy spinoff of the hit show Touched by an Angel.

The series, to be titled Groped by an Angel, will star centerfold Teri Heather as neophyte angel Mona and Madonna as Chastity, Mona's tough but wise mentor and lover.

The character of Mona will be introduced in a special episode of Touched entitled The Song of Solomon. In an effort to win back projected lost shares the two hour episode will air opposite Fox's new reality-based special: When Bikinis Break.

Producers also say that they have signed John Larroquette to appear in 9 episodes as Sammy the Angel Pimp.

-- Phillip Matanka














 




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